Daplargmit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, amazing raven.

Daplargmit created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Daplargmit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Daplargmit, it will throw large rocks at you.

Daplargmit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Daplargmit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.