Cunhivdudsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, sage centipede.

Cunhivdudsaw created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunhivdudsaw, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cunhivdudsaw, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cunhivdudsaw's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cunhivdudsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.