Gidhamdibwig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, thoughtless scorpion.

Gidhamdibwig created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Gidhamdibwig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gidhamdibwig, it will curse you with boils.

Gidhamdibwig's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Gidhamdibwig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Gidhamdibwig on top of all buildings.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.