Nurtsandvol Rigsterquam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, flying cat.

Nurtsandvol Rigsterquam created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtsandvol Rigsterquam, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurtsandvol Rigsterquam, she will not invite you to parties.

Nurtsandvol Rigsterquam's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Nurtsandvol Rigsterquam's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.