Dithugget is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, smart cow.

Dithugget created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dithugget, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dithugget, it will turn you into a mouse.

Dithugget's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dithugget's Holy Commandments

1. Dithugget loves doves, so they must be honoured.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not chop down trees.