Listbunten is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair otter.

Listbunten created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listbunten, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Listbunten, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Listbunten's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Listbunten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Listbunten loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.