Tafbughug is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome turtle.

Tafbughug created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafbughug, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tafbughug, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tafbughug's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tafbughug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Never paint your face cyan.

3. You must love Tafbughug.

4. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not make images of living things.