Camquillsig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart wren.

Camquillsig created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camquillsig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Camquillsig, she will manifest in front of you.

Camquillsig's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Camquillsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Never write about gravity.