Cemvabnur is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, confident naga.

Cemvabnur created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cemvabnur, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cemvabnur, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cemvabnur's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cemvabnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never mention capybaras.

3. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never paint your face red.