Dibhankom is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, fast jellyfish.
Dibhankom created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in Dibhankom, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in Dibhankom, he will turn you into a hamster.
Dibhankom's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Dibhankom's Holy Commandments
1. You must love Dibhankom.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Run away from yellow whales, for they are unholy.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.