Cipmoblib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, calm zebra.

Cipmoblib created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipmoblib, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cipmoblib, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cipmoblib's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cipmoblib's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight moths approach from the south.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Do not kill seals.

5. Always help sick mice.