Cumhaming is a god.

He takes the form of a large, thoughtless yak.

Cumhaming created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumhaming, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cumhaming, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cumhaming's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cumhaming's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Do not speak about nuts.