Faslakveen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient deer.

Faslakveen created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Faslakveen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Faslakveen, he will send minions to preach to you.

Faslakveen's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Faslakveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must pray to Faslakveen five times a day.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Faslakveen must be the most important thing in your life.