Zodfodcad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, merciless tortoise.

Zodfodcad created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodfodcad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zodfodcad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zodfodcad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Zodfodcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zodfodcad's name in vain.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.