Cembidnul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient skunk.

Cembidnul created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Cembidnul, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cembidnul, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cembidnul's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cembidnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Put Cembidnul first in all things.