Cannegced is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, conceited beaver.

Cannegced created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cannegced, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cannegced, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cannegced's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cannegced's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about porpoises.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never paint your neck turquoise.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cannegced.