Cussfigtam is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, tiresome dragon.

Cussfigtam created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussfigtam, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cussfigtam, he will boil you in a big pot.

Cussfigtam's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cussfigtam's Holy Commandments

1. Cussfigtam loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Put Cussfigtam first in all things.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Respect your elders.