Venxuckbit Wikflapxin is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, staggering duck.

Venxuckbit Wikflapxin created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venxuckbit Wikflapxin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Venxuckbit Wikflapxin, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Venxuckbit Wikflapxin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Venxuckbit Wikflapxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.