Mutdunraw is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, annoying swan.

Mutdunraw created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mutdunraw, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mutdunraw, it will torture you forever.

Mutdunraw's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Mutdunraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Put Mutdunraw first in all things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Run away from blue nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.