Ciblipnabfat Timcimcab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless skunk.

Ciblipnabfat Timcimcab created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ciblipnabfat Timcimcab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ciblipnabfat Timcimcab, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ciblipnabfat Timcimcab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Ciblipnabfat Timcimcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ciblipnabfat Timcimcab.

5. Never pour water over plants.