Ragpodcettun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omniscient chinchilla.

Ragpodcettun created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragpodcettun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ragpodcettun, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Ragpodcettun's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Ragpodcettun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not shave your back.