Teenxucknatcepfoncipmabquat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate alligator.

Teenxucknatcepfoncipmabquat created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenxucknatcepfoncipmabquat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Teenxucknatcepfoncipmabquat, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Teenxucknatcepfoncipmabquat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Teenxucknatcepfoncipmabquat's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never feed nuts to doves while wearing pink ear rings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never pour water over plants.