Fombosslarg is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, calm snake.

Fombosslarg created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fombosslarg, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fombosslarg, he will not care.

Fombosslarg's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fombosslarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. You must pray to Fombosslarg six times a day.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not chop down trees.