Panfottetti is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable raccoon.

Panfottetti created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Panfottetti, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Panfottetti, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Panfottetti's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Panfottetti's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never hurt grasshopers.

5. Never talk about dogs.