Govsanligbellcar is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent human.

Govsanligbellcar created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govsanligbellcar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Govsanligbellcar, it will send minions to preach to you.

Govsanligbellcar's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Govsanligbellcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five bats in a large pit.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.