Honlunyam is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, witty cat.

Honlunyam created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Honlunyam, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Honlunyam, he will turn you into a slug.

Honlunyam's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Honlunyam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not take Honlunyam's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Honlunyam loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Honlunyam.