Himnilbest is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest naga.

Himnilbest created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himnilbest, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Himnilbest, he will try to impress you with trees.

Himnilbest's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Himnilbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Never paint your back black.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Do not make images of living things.