Pidfarsid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless rhinoceros.

Pidfarsid created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidfarsid, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pidfarsid, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pidfarsid's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Pidfarsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Pidfarsid.

5. Never look at planets.