Jenvenfum is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful grasshopper.

Jenvenfum created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenvenfum, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jenvenfum, it will turn you into a slug.

Jenvenfum's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Jenvenfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never sit in the presence of great tits.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never feed lots of strawberries to rats while wearing fawn shorts.