Pombundav is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, smart skunk.

Pombundav created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pombundav, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pombundav, he will turn you into a frog.

Pombundav's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pombundav's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near sharks while wearing fawn rings and balancing four nickel spheres on your hands.