Lopgudgil is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, proud gnu.

Lopgudgil created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopgudgil, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lopgudgil, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lopgudgil's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Lopgudgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Run away if eight dogs approach from the south.

4. Always help horses.

5. Lopgudgil loves snails, so they must be honoured.