Kamripcim is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, able lion.

Kamripcim created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamripcim, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kamripcim, she will strike you with lightening.

Kamripcim's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kamripcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never wear brown ear rings.

5. Do not covet oxen.