Arffosslipsid is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring mouse.

Arffosslipsid created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arffosslipsid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Arffosslipsid, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Arffosslipsid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Arffosslipsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Run away if four manatees approach from the west.

4. You must pray to Arffosslipsid eight times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.