Bogcimbim is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring lion.

Bogcimbim created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogcimbim, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bogcimbim, he will laugh at you.

Bogcimbim's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bogcimbim's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed lots of aubergines to gulls while wearing brown hats.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.