Bodsinnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous ferret.

Bodsinnurt created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodsinnurt, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bodsinnurt, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Bodsinnurt's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bodsinnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bodsinnurt.

4. Never feed melons to monkeys while wearing tights.

5. Retreat if four whales approach from the east.