Gepcissrot is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-knowing dugong.

Gepcissrot created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Gepcissrot, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gepcissrot, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gepcissrot's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gepcissrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near goats while wearing pink ear rings and balancing nine platinum spheres on your hands.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.