Homgomsad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous seal.

Homgomsad created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Homgomsad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Homgomsad, it will destroy your home planet.

Homgomsad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Homgomsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Never mention otters.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat green fruit.