Cetgigarm is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, sage fish.

Cetgigarm created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetgigarm, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cetgigarm, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cetgigarm's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cetgigarm's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. You must love Cetgigarm.

3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.