Popnurlpark is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome badger.

Popnurlpark created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Popnurlpark, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Popnurlpark, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Popnurlpark's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Popnurlpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Popnurlpark.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.