Tarpgudquill is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous centipede.

Tarpgudquill created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tarpgudquill, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tarpgudquill, he will strike you with lightening.

Tarpgudquill's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tarpgudquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never feed turnips to rats while wearing pink scarves.

4. Always help sick dolphins.

5. Always stare at clouds.