Sidbossing is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, awesome snake.

Sidbossing created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidbossing, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sidbossing, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sidbossing's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sidbossing's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Never talk about special relativity near ducks while wearing pink scarves.