Vannurl is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, compassionate badger.

Vannurl created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vannurl, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vannurl, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vannurl's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Vannurl's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vannurl.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not commit murder.