Cedtinhudtarp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm sheep.

Cedtinhudtarp created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedtinhudtarp, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cedtinhudtarp, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cedtinhudtarp's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cedtinhudtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always look after injured ducks.

5. Always help grasshopers.