Cedgensawtimmigvil is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome salamander.

Cedgensawtimmigvil created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedgensawtimmigvil, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cedgensawtimmigvil, it will refuse to believe in you.

Cedgensawtimmigvil's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cedgensawtimmigvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.