Mitrigomin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable capybara.

Mitrigomin created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Mitrigomin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mitrigomin, she will remove you from existence.

Mitrigomin's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mitrigomin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

2. Erect nine silver sculptures of Mitrigomin on top of important buildings.

3. Never mention tapirs.

4. You must pray to Mitrigomin seven times a day.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.