Wanyattjig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair fly.

Wanyattjig created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanyattjig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wanyattjig, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wanyattjig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wanyattjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near tapirs while wearing white shorts and balancing four nickel spheres on your feet.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect seven tin sculptures of Wanyattjig on top of important buildings.