Kipdublap Mighondod Didbom is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, fast wolf.

Kipdublap Mighondod Didbom created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipdublap Mighondod Didbom, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kipdublap Mighondod Didbom, she will turn you into a snail.

Kipdublap Mighondod Didbom's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Kipdublap Mighondod Didbom's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tortoises.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about special relativity near sheep while wearing brown kilts.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Respect your elders.