Yokbigsas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, loving gnu.

Yokbigsas created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokbigsas, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yokbigsas, it will cry a lot.

Yokbigsas' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yokbigsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yokbigsas' name in vain.

2. Yokbigsas loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

3. You must pray to Yokbigsas eight times a day.

4. Yokbigsas loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.