Vigrullin Lophaklop is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, merciful mouse.

Vigrullin Lophaklop created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigrullin Lophaklop, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vigrullin Lophaklop, it will think nothing of it.

Vigrullin Lophaklop's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Vigrullin Lophaklop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Vigrullin Lophaklop on top of all buildings.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Vigrullin Lophaklop loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not covet oxen.