Fidxenzim is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, omnipotent aardvark.

Fidxenzim created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidxenzim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fidxenzim, she will turn you into a goat.

Fidxenzim's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fidxenzim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Fidxenzim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Never feed rice to aardvarks while wearing violet corsets.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Fidxenzim must be the most important thing in your life.